我沒有要開黃腔的意思

第一次自己訂機票,很多專有名詞跟流程都是初體驗! 這次是透過易遊網跟航空公司購買機票,所以常常得打給易遊網的呈辦人員. 這個無聊的笑話就是發生在這麼樣的一個情況之下:

(以上對話完成開票事宜)

我: 那請問我能現在劃位嗎? 還是得等到 check-in 的時候才劃位!

小姐: 當然可以現在劃位啊! 要的話我幫你劃機翼旁邊可以嗎?

我: 坐機翼有什麼優缺點嗎?

小姐: 有些人會覺得比較吵! 還是你想坐哪邊我幫你看看!

我: 不好意思! 我之前沒有什麼訂機票的經驗,可以推薦一下坐哪裡比較好嗎? 看是要靠近機屁股比較好,還是要靠近機… (那個字我已經發出氣音)

(尷尬的0.5秒)


(圖片轉自 Cubbish-失眠公雞桌布(點圖後有大圖))

小姐: (噗嗤)…

我: ㄜ~我是指機首…

小姐: (強忍住笑意) 那我幫你畫機翼往後兩三排可以嗎?

我: 可以! T.. T

這個笑話告訴我們,問問題前還是先在紙上沙盤推演一下比較好! Orz

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